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celebrity pet peeves

anthony March 13th, 2005 in famous people

after half a year of celebrity encounters that have amounted to little more than me yelling, “hey, i recognize you from that movie or tv show!” i’ve decided that it’s about time i actually get to know the celebrities i share this beautiful city with. i need to hit the streets, talk to them, get to see what they’re truly like behind their big/small screen personas. what makes them tick? and, more importanly, what bothers them?

so here it is, the result of weeks of grueling interviews with hollywood hot shots…

celebrity pet peeves:

michael jackson: “one word… pedophilejokes.”

dennis haskins: “when my closest friends call me dennis has-been.”

mario lopez: “i didn’t steal your pen, buddy, and, honestly, not returning things is a big pet peeve of mine.”
tom cruise: “yeah, i ride, so what? fuck you!”
translation: motorcycle helmet use laws.

dakota fanning: “fake people.”

tom arnold: “my ex-wife.” (big laughs)

charlie sheen: “hearing myself talk about my problems with drugs and prostitutes for the millionth time.”

j.d. salinger: ”...”

harvey fierstein: “people who always need to be the center of attention. hey, look at me! whoopdidoo! dance, dance, dance!”

dan aykroyd: “people who forget to turn their cell phones off at the movies because, you know, going to the movies is a great way to eat up some of that free time i’ve been having too much of lately.”

woody allen, jerry seinfeld, larry david, etc.: “anti-semitism.”

samuel l. jackson: “people who like to sleep in on weekends, and drivers who don’t use their blinkers.”

drew carey: “ryan stiles.”

ryan stiles: “that is the funniest man in america, ladies and gentlemen, and what was your question again?”

check back for part two in a month or so. now for the question everyone’s probably asking themselves: “does he really know tom cruise?” the answer: “sure, why not?”

19 Responses to “celebrity pet peeves”

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1 popz Mar 14th, 2005 at 6:24 am

What is Salinger really like?
2 anthony Mar 14th, 2005 at 1:08 pm

a big kid, basically.
3 Don Swayze Mar 15th, 2005 at 7:12 pm

What about me!

I am Patrick Swayze’s brother!

How can you forget that!

I mean come on!
4 tom cruise Mar 16th, 2005 at 8:43 pm

who the fuck are you people?
5 rod lancer Mar 17th, 2005 at 9:28 am

Kato Kaelin, hates when people ask him “did the Juice do it?” or if I don’t get him the right latte, look him directly in the eye, or talk to the girls I have to drive home for him when he is done fouling them up. Also the fact that Robert Blake got off and he didn’t get to testify, but mostly when people don’t recognize him.
6 anthony Mar 18th, 2005 at 12:36 am

“girls” is plural?
7 rod lancer Mar 18th, 2005 at 12:10 pm

Girls as in more than one girl that I am not allowed to interaction with. It makes for better copy, or is this grammar lesson. Is that it Tony do you want to throw down.
8 anthony Mar 18th, 2005 at 12:46 pm

let me train for a few months first.
9 joey Mar 22nd, 2005 at 3:35 pm

was the samuel l. jackson one a changing lanes reference?
10 anthony Mar 22nd, 2005 at 6:23 pm

no.
11 joey Mar 23rd, 2005 at 10:08 am

tony hale: pugs.
12 anthony Apr 9th, 2005 at 1:58 am

if you search for “ryan stiles” on msn search, BLOOP’S ON THE FIRST PAGE OF RESULTS!!!!!
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