a friend recounts his last moments with the pope:

“i’m by his side like a good friend. i’ve washed his hands and feet more times than i can count. if there’s a heaven, i’m flying there first class. we talk about everything. he tells me that his only concern is that his tickets to wrestlemania will go to waste. i lie and tell him how much i love wrestling. he knows i’m lying.”


4 Responses to “cheap shots, part 1”  

  1. 1 Dooz

    Yeah, that’s pretty funny.

  2. 2 Garon

    I love it when you do topical humor.

  3. 3 anthony

    i have thousands of michael jackson jokes if you’re interested.

  4. 4 Elbow Love

    very

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