future columnist
anthony September 15th, 2005 in famous peoplebelieve it or not, some people make a lot of money for doing absolutely nothing more than staying at home (well, define home) and commenting on the lives of famous people. therefore, the following are some of my comments on the lives of famous people. oh, in lightning round format. paycheck, please.
renee zellweger and kenny chesney splitting: i didn’t know they were married. who’s kenny chesney? bad start, next.
britney spears having a baby boy: he’ll be a diva… like his father.
john larroquette guest starring on “joey”: i’m psyched but less so than expected. i guess i’d rather see matt leblanc on “night court”.
new season of “the apprentice”: against it.
martha stewart’s “the apprentice”: for it.
matthew perry’s new muscles: what?
russell crowe hitting nestor estrada with a phone: duck!
matt damon getting engaged: [gay joke involving ben affleck].
kanye west criticizing george w. bush: obviously, kanye west can’t freestyle.
angelina jolie and brad pitt: bradgelina or pittlie, get it?
david spade getting a show where this is all he does: i bet he ends up just talking about himself.
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omg am i reading us weekly or some stupid website? i can’t even tell anymore.
us weekly wished they had these inside scoops.
and i wish this was funnier, except: “matthew perry’s new muscles: what?”
i’m proud of that one.
I always wonder about stuff like this in the gym.. I have great form and I always pay extreme attention to all the exercises to make sure that (to the best of my knowledge) i am doing them to get the best results.. im always afraid though that if i drop my weight a bit that i wont be able to eventually get my weight higher and or get bigger (since my body wont think the weight is to much and not seeing a need to grow??)