guest blogger: jerry seinfeld
joey November 4th, 2007 in comedians, commercials, famous people, guest bloggers, observational humor, success, topical humor, tv“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.
hey guys, good to be back. (this is mr. seinfeld’s first appearance—ed.). so have you seen this new iPhone? i think we’re taking things a little too far now, don’t you? maybe? was there anyone out there who was saying “man, i love my cell phone, i just wish it didn’t have BUTTONS!”. bee movie out in theaters now.
how about airport security? really, you’re gonna make me take off my shoes? look, i’m an adult. i have to get on a plane to go somewhere else and conduct adult business. this is not the ball pit at mcdonald’s. and god forbid you try to travel with the regular size tube of toothpaste. bee movie: hilarious! i play a talking bee!
so what is it about getting tivo that turns you into a blithering idiot who can only talk about how great your tivo is? is tivo paying these guys? it’s like all your friends have turned into telemarketers! “thank you, but i’m very satisffied with my current television setup. and i don’t want to turn into one of you.” have you heard about bee movie? it’s like the graduate meets mr. smith goes to washington, but with bees!
remember my tv show? bee movie!
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hiya jerry i really liked that puerto rican day parade episode
hey jerry remember when you wrote those books with funny letters and pretended some other guy wrote them
too soon, respect the seinfeld family’s wishes. rest in peace jerry
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