TypoJesus: how you been, ben?
BenGLBC: pretty good and you
TypoJesus: little hungover
BenGLBC: who is this?
TypoJesus: you know how it goes ;D
TypoJesus: it's pete, bro
BenGLBC: pete?
BenGLBC: pete who
TypoJesus: ypu excited about the new notorious B.I.G. album?
BenGLBC: no im not
TypoJesus: puffy's like some sorta coal miner findin' all those old tapes
BenGLBC: do i know you
TypoJesus: i heard one of the tracks is BIG's old answering machine greeting playing over a loop of
"Cars"
BenGLBC: i know you did
TypoJesus: it's PETE
TypoJesus: from school
BenGLBC: what school
TypoJesus: dude
TypoJesus: i'm not on the fucking witness stand here
BenGLBC: lol
TypoJesus: so what've you been up to?
BenGLBC: not much
TypoJesus: i hear that.
BenGLBC: and you
TypoJesus: bout the same
TypoJesus: went grocery shopping
TypoJesus: ralph
TypoJesus: ralph's, you know
BenGLBC: of course
TypoJesus: got my ralph's card and everything
TypoJesus: i'm like Mr. Pro Shopper
BenGLBC: are you really
TypoJesus: got the game plan all laid out
BenGLBC: alrighty then
TypoJesus: CEREAL - BREAD - FREEZER DINNERS - BEEF JERKY - EXPRESS LANE
BenGLBC: all at once
BenGLBC: your the man
TypoJesus: do you mean "you're the man?"
BenGLBC: yes i do
TypoJesus: sorry to be so anal about that grammar shit
BenGLBC: its all good with me
TypoJesus: i wish i could be the same way
TypoJesus: but i can't accept anything less than 110%
BenGLBC: alright
TypoJesus: maybe i just have an unusual sense of pride in my work
BenGLBC: that must be the case
TypoJesus: or maybe everyone else is a no-good CHUMP
TypoJesus: (don't take that personally)
TypoJesus: i'm cool with you
BenGLBC: i couldn't agree with you more
BenGLBC: notice the apostrophe
TypoJesus: nice job ;O
TypoJesus: i think i'd trust you with my life
BenGLBC: that you should
TypoJesus: whenever someone starts telling you a story you've already heard, do you ever say "BEN
there, done that?"
BenGLBC: never but maybe i should
TypoJesus: because when something similar happens to me, i can't say "PETE there, done that."
BenGLBC: that is true
TypoJesus: it sounds kind of like "PEED there, done that."
TypoJesus: and people would laugh at me
BenGLBC: yes they would
TypoJesus: i kind of get the feeling you're just trying to humor me
TypoJesus: with terse responses
BenGLBC: i would never do such an awful thing
TypoJesus: good!
TypoJesus: can i ask you what the GLBC stands for?
BenGLBC: gold long beach city
TypoJesus: is this an integral part of your identity?
BenGLBC: yes
TypoJesus: the UPN sitcom "Moesha" has similar importance to me
TypoJesus: perhpas i should change my screenname to PeteMOESHA
BenGLBC: that is the greates show on earth
TypoJesus: yeah
TypoJesus: I really identify with Mo's struggles.
BenGLBC: shes just moesha
TypoJesus: i hear that.
BenGLBC: you sure did
TypoJesus: i'm still skeptical about you, ben
TypoJesus: anyway, see you at school on tuesday
BenGLBC: later
BenGLBC: g
BenGLBC: g