part 1 - me and the dumptruck

dr beatbox: hey man
dumptruck2000: hello?
dr beatbox: i just wanted to let you know that i really like your screenname
dumptruck2000: thanks...why
dr beatbox: would you consider selling it?
dumptruck2000: what
dr beatbox: would you consider selling me the name "dumptruck2000"?
dumptruck2000: how
dr beatbox: i pay you money in exchange for the password
dumptruck2000: why
dr beatbox: then i can change the password
dr beatbox: because i love that name
dumptruck2000: how much
dr beatbox: what do you think a reasonable offer would be?
dumptruck2000: 1000 bucks
dr beatbox: i was thinking more like $20
dumptruck2000: no deal sorry
dr beatbox: okay, how about $100?
dumptruck2000: take it or leave it
dr beatbox: plus a free t-shirt
dumptruck2000: a shirt ...wow
dumptruck2000: forget it dude
dr beatbox: it's a nice shirt
dr beatbox: with the CITGO logo
dumptruck2000: get dumptruck2001
dr beatbox: nah, that's no good
dumptruck2000: why not
dr beatbox: gotta be 2000
dr beatbox: i'll pay $500
dr beatbox: but that's it
dumptruck2000: what's with you dude
dumptruck2000: how would you get the money to me
dr beatbox: i could send a money order in the mail
dumptruck2000: you send me the money and i will give you the password
dr beatbox: okay
dr beatbox: hook me up with the address
dumptruck2000: nah i changed my mind
dr beatbox: man, do you get people offering you $500 for your screen name everyday?
dr beatbox: i wouldn't pass up this chance
dumptruck2000: nope
dumptruck2000: they usually offer 1000
dr beatbox: it's not everyday you find a sucker like me
dr beatbox: they probably mean canadian dollars

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part 2 - h makes a bid

BlackFrosting: SELL ME YR NAME! IT IS SO KEWL
BlackFrosting: I'LL PAY U $15
BlackFrosting: HELLO
BlackFrosting: I LOVE YOUR NAME
BlackFrosting: i AM WILLING TO BUY IT
BlackFrosting: HELLO??
dumptruck2000: you people are making me mad
dumptruck2000: stop
BlackFrosting: but seriously, yo. this is another interested party. would you ever consider it?

 

part 3 - me again

TypoJesus: hey man, is your screen name for sale?
TypoJesus: i'll pay you $2000
TypoJesus: hello?
TypoJesus: Mr. Dumptruck?
dumptruck2000: shut up and leave me alone
TypoJesus: what???
TypoJesus: i'll have a cashier's check for $2,000 in your hand by noon tomorrow
dumptruck2000: give me a break
TypoJesus: i can see someone else has gotten to you
TypoJesus: i'll double my offer
TypoJesus: $4,000
TypoJesus: how can you pass that up?
TypoJesus: dammit.
TypoJesus: i can tell you're no pushover.
TypoJesus: $10,000.
TypoJesus: final offer



part 4 - ace gets ignored

AceMonkey: can I buy your name?
AceMonkey: I really like it.
AceMonkey: may I purchase it?
AceMonkey: excuse me, sir?
dumptruck2000: shhhhhhhhhhhh
AceMonkey: may I please purchase your name?
AceMonkey: I really like your name.
dumptruck2000: why
AceMonkey: but I'd really like to buy your name
AceMonkey: it's a nice name, sir.
AceMonkey: so can I buy it or not?
AceMonkey: please.
AceMonkey: hello?
AceMonkey: I'm willing to give you 600 dollars for your name
AceMonkey: do you relize what you can do with 600 cold hard dollars?
AceMonkey: a lot, that's what.
AceMonkey: and you could do all of that if you just hand over that name.
AceMonkey: (realize, not relize. sorry about that.)