dr beatbox: hey bro, you check out that new issue of creative screenwriting?
GOTGIRLZ4U: who r u??
dr beatbox: there's a phat interview with p.t. anderson
dr beatbox: it's lenny, yo
dr beatbox: anyway they also talk to john irving
GOTGIRLZ4U: whos lenny hey dawg i dont know u
dr beatbox: old man's got quite a chip on his shoulder
GOTGIRLZ4U: what i dont know u
dr beatbox: but who wouldn't
dr beatbox: i mean hollywood has jerked the guy around for years
GOTGIRLZ4U: na man i dont know what u sayin
GOTGIRLZ4U: ok i dont care i dont kow u
dr beatbox: it's only natural for the guy to be frustrated
dr beatbox: sure you do man
dr beatbox: it's lenny
GOTGIRLZ4U: I DONT KNOW U!!
dr beatbox: from school
GOTGIRLZ4U: na man I DONT KNOW U

dr beatbox: jeez
dr beatbox: you spend some time getting to know a guy
GOTGIRLZ4U: what school do u go??
dr beatbox: you think finally you've made a friend
dr beatbox: and this is the shit you get
dr beatbox: quit playing games with me, bro
GOTGIRLZ4U: i swear man i dont know u i swear
dr beatbox: yeah i'm in your math class
GOTGIRLZ4U: what period
dr beatbox: remember the other day we had that discussion about the responsibilities a filmmaker has regarding violence in
cinema

dr beatbox: you had some pretty fresh thoughts on the topic
GOTGIRLZ4U: na man i swaer i dont know u
GOTGIRLZ4U: what school do u go to?/
dr beatbox: i said QUIT PLAYING GAMES
GOTGIRLZ4U: i swear on my mom i dont know u
dr beatbox: jeez if you don't like me at least have the decency to tell me
dr beatbox: i don't need this amnesia shit
GOTGIRLZ4U: hey im not trying to do n e thing here
GOTGIRLZ4U: i just dont know u
dr beatbox: you can tell me if i'm annoying
dr beatbox: i'm willing to change for you
dr beatbox: there's no need for the melodrama
dr beatbox: this ain't dawson's creek, yo
GOTGIRLZ4U: ur not and i dont know whre the fuck u go to school so get the fuck out of here and i dont know no
lenny

dr beatbox: LENNY
dr beatbox: FROM MATH
dr beatbox: we have discussion about films
GOTGIRLZ4U: hey dawg ur blowing out of ur ass
dr beatbox: your lifelong dream is to be a screenwriter
GOTGIRLZ4U: nope
dr beatbox: you poured your heart out to me
GOTGIRLZ4U: im sorry it aint me
dr beatbox: i don't know why you're doing this to me
dr beatbox: it's not like i have a lot of friends to throw away
dr beatbox: it's ME
dr beatbox: LENNY
dr beatbox: skinny kid
GOTGIRLZ4U: i dont know u
dr beatbox: wears a 'do rag
dr beatbox: has an earring
dr beatbox: introspective
GOTGIRLZ4U: huh??
dr beatbox: ring a bell?
GOTGIRLZ4U: nope
dr beatbox: don't play dumb man
dr beatbox: this ain't cool
GOTGIRLZ4U: i aint
dr beatbox: damn right you ain't cool
dr beatbox: you're MEAN
dr beatbox: and COLD-HEARTED
GOTGIRLZ4U: i dont know u
dr beatbox: how long do you think you can continue this ruse?
dr beatbox: what's going to happen when i see you at school tomorrow?
GOTGIRLZ4U: i really dont knw
dr beatbox: are you going to pretend that you don't know me then?
GOTGIRLZ4U: i dont know u
dr beatbox: are you going to look me in the eye and say "lenny, i don't know you."
dr beatbox: ARE YOU?
GOTGIRLZ4U: what language do u want me to say it in
dr beatbox: i've had enough of this cat and mouse
dr beatbox: you are cunning, i'll give you that
GOTGIRLZ4U: huh??
dr beatbox: oh yes.
dr beatbox: you are cunning.
GOTGIRLZ4U: no i aint
dr beatbox: you can try to outwit me all you wan't
GOTGIRLZ4U: huh??
dr beatbox: (that apostrophe was simply for decoration)
dr beatbox: anyway
dr beatbox: you can outwit me all you want, but you can't hold out forever
dr beatbox: you'll need my companionship some day
dr beatbox: some rainy day, far away
GOTGIRLZ4U: i DONT KNOW U
dr beatbox: and i'll be there for you, bro.
dr beatbox: but why can't you be there for me?
GOTGIRLZ4U: cuz i dont know u
dr beatbox: this has to end
GOTGIRLZ4U: is some one cusin u out now?
dr beatbox: are you talking smack about my cousin?
dr beatbox: is that what it's come down to?
dr beatbox: you're sad, bro.
GOTGIRLZ4U: no man is some one cusening u out
dr beatbox: nah, i try to stay cusen-free
dr beatbox: who knows where that stuff's been.
GOTGIRLZ4U: is someone cusen u out
dr beatbox: listen up, fluffy.
dr beatbox: no cusen goin' on
GOTGIRLZ4U: whats u call me??!?!?!?!!?!!

dr beatbox: fluffy.
dr beatbox: you told me that's your nickname,
dr beatbox: right?
GOTGIRLZ4U: nope
dr beatbox: hmm i must be confused
GOTGIRLZ4U: u probebly are
GOTGIRLZ4U: u there
dr beatbox: 10-4, hotcakes.
GOTGIRLZ4U: huh??
dr beatbox: i'm here
dr beatbox: 10-4.
GOTGIRLZ4U: ur scrwed up
dr beatbox: i'd like to buy a vowel!
GOTGIRLZ4U: I DONT GIVE A FUCK
dr beatbox: chill, sweet thing.
dr beatbox: lenny's here to help.
GOTGIRLZ4U: SHUT UP
dr beatbox: i think it's time for an intervention
GOTGIRLZ4U: WAT THE HELL IS THAT
dr beatbox: nevermind, pete.
GOTGIRLZ4U: I AINT PETE
dr beatbox: nah, i call everybody pete
GOTGIRLZ4U: UR A DUMBASS
dr beatbox: just something i do
dr beatbox: a lot of people think it's charming
GOTGIRLZ4U: NO ITS NOT
dr beatbox: since when are you the chief justice of charm court?
GOTGIRLZ4U: SINCE YESTERDAY
dr beatbox: shit
dr beatbox: i wasn't notified
dr beatbox: sorry, pete.
GOTGIRLZ4U: I TOUGHT U DIDNT CUSE
dr beatbox: i don't!
dr beatbox: you new school kids just don't get it
GOTGIRLZ4U: I AINT NEW FOOL
dr beatbox: hip-hop was never about green and gats.
dr beatbox: it's the music of the people!
GOTGIRLZ4U: OK
dr beatbox: glad we cleared that up
GOTGIRLZ4U: SHUT UP
dr beatbox: what are you so bitter about?
GOTGIRLZ4U: UR AS
dr beatbox: at least your life is still in one piece?
GOTGIRLZ4U: ASS
dr beatbox: haha, wasn't that funny how i put a question mark there even though the sentence didn't demand it?
GOTGIRLZ4U: NO IT WASENT
dr beatbox: what's a wasent?
dr beatbox: and what's with the caps lock, bro?
GOTGIRLZ4U: SUT UP
dr beatbox: i thought we were close than that
dr beatbox: CATSUP
GOTGIRLZ4U: SHUT UP
dr beatbox: UT USP
dr beatbox: PUTT PUTT
dr beatbox: remember skee-ball, yo?
GOTGIRLZ4U: NA
dr beatbox: those were good times
dr beatbox: i could never beat your high score!
dr beatbox: hahaha
dr beatbox: oh, the fun we had
dr beatbox: remember when no one was looking and we got up on the ramp and dropped the skee-balls directly into the
holes?

dr beatbox: hahaha
dr beatbox: that was crazy!
dr beatbox: don't you think?
dr beatbox: UH OH
dr beatbox: SOMEBODY'S GONE AWOL