Momzilla*: Hey doc, i want you to get your oil changed today.
dr beatbox: leave me alone.
dr beatbox: this is a holiday for my people
dr beatbox: i've still got a good 500 miles left
Momzilla: Oh yes, wealthy white boy--your people have been subjected to amazing racial prejudice
Momzilla: It needed it over Xmas break--did you do it then?
dr beatbox: 500 miles
Momzilla: Joe--just do it today while you have time and it's not as crowded as Sat.
dr beatbox: 500
Momzilla: I'd hate to have to hurt you
dr beatbox: that's enough to drive to school and back 36 times
Momzilla: Don't make me come in there
dr beatbox: i love you mom
dr beatbox: i really do
Momzilla: xxoo
dr beatbox: but communication is essential
Momzilla: go get the oil changed
dr beatbox: oh, mom.
dr beatbox: if only it was that simple
Momzilla: Joey, I'm trying to work. Please do what I asked you to do before I have I have to
scream at you and make us both very sad
dr beatbox: that's no way to get through to me
Momzilla: Look, if you want to continue to use our car, you must do certain things like routine
maintenance. Go get the oil changed!
dr beatbox: the time isn't right
dr beatbox: premature oil changes help nobody.
dr beatbox: only fast-talking mechanics

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*note: Momzilla isn't my mom's real screenname. I just don't want you idiots bothering my mother.