turboteenz: hey man, is blackfrosting bugging you?
NetSkater7: not me someone eles
turboteenz: dude, he's this annoying kid in my sunday school class
turboteenz: if you wanna scare him, type out his address:
NetSkater7: oh
NetSkater7: ok
turboteenz:
Kyle Brannigan
1432 Whistlebird Lane
Mcallen, TX 75818
turboteenz: did it work?
NetSkater7: sorta
turboteenz: i bet he's more scared than he lets on
NetSkater7: who's raul?
turboteenz: some guy who beat him up
turboteenz: over a bad pot deal
NetSkater7: oh
NetSkater7: ok
NetSkater7: who are you?
turboteenz: dennis ackleberry
turboteenz: what the FUCK dude?
NetSkater7: you hate kyle dont ya
turboteenz: you ratted me out?
NetSkater7: no
turboteenz: BlackFrosting: YOU FUCKER
BlackFrosting: WHY DID U DO THAT
BlackFrosting: I H8 U
turboteenz: jeez man
turboteenz: i was just trying to help u out
NetSkater7: sorry
turboteenz: now he's gonna break my other arm
turboteenz: asshole
NetSkater7: no hes not
turboteenz: fuck you man
turboteenz: i'm sending you the bill
NetSkater7: man... what bill
turboteenz: FOR MY BROKEN FUCKING ARM
turboteenz: THAT I'M GONNA GET TOMORROW
NetSkater7: your not going to get a broken arm
turboteenz: i can't believe you rated me out, you shitmaster
turboteenz: ratted
NetSkater7: dont worry.. if he hurts ya... tell me
turboteenz: what the fuck will you be able to do about it?
NetSkater7: I'm a straight edge
turboteenz: where do you live?
NetSkater7: Utah
turboteenz: what the fuck does sexual orientation have to do with it?
turboteenz: i'm a "straight edge" too
turboteenz: but that doesn't mean i can stop kyle from breaking my arm again
NetSkater7: man.. go to straight edge.com
NetSkater7: its a pholosophy
turboteenz: YOUR PHILOSOPHY WILL NOT SAVE MY ARM
NetSkater7: no but our alliance will
turboteenz: man do you know how shitty life will be with 2 broken arms?
turboteenz: yeah, are you going to come all the from utah to kick his ass?
turboteenz: are you going to charter a fucking bus?
NetSkater7: no but i'll try to make sure it wont happen
NetSkater7: no
NetSkater7: we have alliance in Huston and Dallas
NetSkater7: Straigth Edge is a anti drug group of kids
turboteenz: so what?
NetSkater7: with a mission to take out any thing or any one that is trying to hurt other people
NetSkater7: thats one pholophy
turboteenz: so you guys can help?
NetSkater7: in a way yea
NetSkater7: but it will not be related to drugs or alcohol
turboteenz: i don't need any drugs man
turboteenz: i'm hooked up
NetSkater7: this aint a issue about drugs
turboteenz: i know man
turboteenz: i've got connections for that shit
NetSkater7: normally we dont help out druggies
turboteenz: will u make an exception for me?
NetSkater7: IF he braking your arm is NOT related to drugs
turboteenz: nah
NetSkater7: ok
turboteenz: he's just fucked up
NetSkater7: man its all the drugs
turboteenz: thinks he's silver surfer or something
NetSkater7: what the hell is silver surver
turboteenz: nevermind
NetSkater7: sorry dude for ratting on ya
turboteenz: you should be man
turboteenz: i was trying to do you a favor
NetSkater7: how did you get my screen name anyways?
turboteenz: now i'm gonna have to pee in the sink for 2 months
NetSkater7: no you wont
turboteenz: kyle IMed me and said he was gonna kick your ass
turboteenz: that you were a pansy
NetSkater7: uh huh
NetSkater7: he dont even know who i am
turboteenz: whatever man
turboteenz: but i'm scared to go to school tomorrow
NetSkater7: well i gotta jet.. i aint taking part in this war
turboteenz: WAIT
NetSkater7: how big is this kyle dude?
turboteenz: what about ur peeps
turboteenz: he's like 6 foot 2
NetSkater7: and you?
turboteenz: 5 foot 3
turboteenz: i'm 11
turboteenz: he's 14
turboteenz: are you gonna mobilize the troops or what man?
NetSkater7: kick him in the balls or something
turboteenz: this could be life or death
NetSkater7: its life
turboteenz: your cute advice will only get me a neckbrace
turboteenz: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CREW IN DALLAS
turboteenz: YOUR CREW IN HOUSTON
NetSkater7: i cant mobilize the troops and protect anyone unless we know if you and kyle really exist
and not one person pulling a prank
NetSkater7: and what do you know about crew?
turboteenz: what the fuck man
turboteenz: i only know what've told me, retard
turboteenz: first you rat me out
turboteenz: now you leave me hanging
turboteenz: thanks a lot
turboteenz: you straight edge kids are a bunch of winners
NetSkater7: I do have to warn you
turboteenz: about WHAT?
NetSkater7: straight edge kids been targeted by druggies and bent edgers and have been beaten up
just cause their straight edge
NetSkater7: and we want to make sure that this isnt a trap
turboteenz: who the fuck am i gonna beat up?
turboteenz: i'm 11 you shithead
turboteenz: i'm 5 feet tall
NetSkater7: sXe kids are like 10-17
turboteenz: I DON'T CARE
NetSkater7: 4 to 6feet tall
NetSkater7: so i dont know who their gonna send
turboteenz: i just need a couple of people to help me out
NetSkater7: dont you have friends?
turboteenz: teach this punk a lesson
turboteenz: NO
NetSkater7: y not?
turboteenz: my friends ditched me because i renounced a life of drugs and promiscous sex
turboteenz: so now who do i have to back me up?
turboteenz: NO ONE
NetSkater7: are your friends straight edgers?
turboteenz: NO
turboteenz: I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
NetSkater7: the ones that ditched you
turboteenz: no
turboteenz: they're druggies
turboteenz: i used to be a druggie too
turboteenz: but i quit
turboteenz: because drugs r 4 luzerz
NetSkater7: oh so your a straight edge now
turboteenz: i don't subscribe to any particular philosophy
turboteenz: i'm just an 11 year old kid on his own
turboteenz: i just don't get it...
turboteenz: why did you have to rat me out??
NetSkater7: cause i was gonna scare him even more
turboteenz: HE'S NOT SCARED OF ME
turboteenz: he already broke my left arm
turboteenz: (luckily i'm right-handed)
turboteenz: but tomorrow he's gonna break my right arm
NetSkater7: you type fast for someone who have one arm
turboteenz: DON'T U GET IT?
turboteenz: i can still use my left fingers, dipshit.
turboteenz: he hasn't cut those off (yet)
NetSkater7: ok
NetSkater7: what about your parents?
NetSkater7: teachers?
NetSkater7: police?
turboteenz: if i rat on him he'll just wait and break my arm later
turboteenz: my dad left when i was 8 and my mom is an alcoholic
turboteenz: no help there
turboteenz: the cops in this town are owned by the mafia
turboteenz: they don't care what happens to me
NetSkater7: I'm sure theres straight edgers in your town/.. track them down and form a alliance
NetSkater7: once you do your all good
turboteenz: and my teachers hate me because they don't understand what i'm going through
turboteenz: I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME HERE, BUDDY
turboteenz: TOMORROW MORNING MY ARM IS GONNA TWIST LIKE A WIRE COAT HANGER
NetSkater7: councilors?
turboteenz: they've hated me since the smokebomb incident
turboteenz: one of them even spit on me
NetSkater7: oh god
NetSkater7: i think your making all this up
turboteenz: what the fuck are you talking about?
turboteenz: i'm scared for my life here
turboteenz: and yu don't carew
turboteenz: great
turboteenz: you're the one that got me into this
turboteenz: and you're hanging me out to dry
NetSkater7: dude the cops will help ya
NetSkater7: their anti drugs
NetSkater7: trust me
turboteenz: THE COPS SELL THE DRUGS IN MCALLEN
NetSkater7: eh yea,.. thats why their a member of Project DARE
turboteenz: this is a different world than salt lake fucking city
turboteenz: THAT'S JUST A FRONT, YOU BOOB
turboteenz: i can't believe you ratted me out
turboteenz: that was low, man
NetSkater7: I never told him that you gived me his address
NetSkater7: i just pretend i know you
turboteenz: than why did he tell me : "netskater7 told me that you gave him info about me"
NetSkater7: no i didnt
turboteenz: you're full of shit dude
turboteenz: how can you live with yourself?
NetSkater7: NetSkater7: do you know dennis
BlackFrosting: ackleberry?
NetSkater7: yea
BlackFrosting: he hates me
NetSkater7: why?
BlackFrosting: uh
BlackFrosting: i dealt something to his dad
turboteenz: when i grow up, i hope i don't turn into a jackass that gets kids to break each other's arms
NetSkater7: no you wont
turboteenz: no offense
turboteenz: the cast on my left arm
NetSkater7: thats the conversation and thats where it ended
turboteenz: i can't even get anyone to fucking sign it
NetSkater7: ok i get the picture
turboteenz: i've got the sharpie
turboteenz: but no one wants to put their name on it
turboteenz: I'M ALL ALONE
turboteenz: my own drunken mother wouldn't sign it.
NetSkater7: go to the YMCA
NetSkater7: church
turboteenz: i'm not gay, dude.
turboteenz: ...
turboteenz: so i guess i'll go to bed
turboteenz: i might as well get some rest before the operation
NetSkater7: night
NetSkater7: sleep well
NetSkater7: you wont get a operation
turboteenz: thanks for all the fucking help, turdbucket
NetSkater7: or end up in the hospital or a grave yard
NetSkater7: i'd sent a notice to huston
turboteenz: bite it, nancy.