Godlessreb: hey
Godlessreb: who is this?
dr beatbox: steve, bro
dr beatbox: you finish that joint? : )
Godlessreb: oh yeah
Godlessreb: steve who
dr beatbox: big steve
Godlessreb: from where?
dr beatbox: you watchin tv?
Godlessreb: yeah
dr beatbox: what channel?
Godlessreb: 7
Godlessreb: what channel are youi watching
dr beatbox: 4
dr beatbox: think i'm gonna switch to 7 though
Godlessreb: cool
dr beatbox: this shit's pretty boring
Godlessreb: i know
Godlessreb: i know i know
dr beatbox: got my electric bill today
dr beatbox: shit was $300
dr beatbox: can you believe that?
Godlessreb: heck no
Godlessreb: that is huge
dr beatbox: heh. i hear that alot ; )
Godlessreb: why so much
dr beatbox: damned if i know
dr beatbox: i think someone's rippin' me off
Godlessreb: hmm...
Godlessreb: who knows
Godlessreb: probably the electric company trying to screw you over.
dr beatbox: could be that bastard al
Godlessreb: go postal j/k
Godlessreb: yeah
dr beatbox: he stole cable from me last year
dr beatbox: got my ass in big trouble
Godlessreb: yeah
Godlessreb: go beat his ass
dr beatbox: i told him "al, you better cut that shit out. you could get both of us busted."
dr beatbox: asshole never listens
Godlessreb: yeah
Godlessreb: big trouble
dr beatbox: i saw that new shirt you got the other day
dr beatbox: sucker looked pretty sharp
Godlessreb: which one
dr beatbox: i can't remember man, i was baked out of my mind : )
dr beatbox: i think it was blue
Godlessreb: i was too
Godlessreb: lol
dr beatbox: but it could have been anything, dude
Godlessreb: i didn't know what the hell i was wearing
Godlessreb: lol
Godlessreb: where was it
dr beatbox: hahaha
dr beatbox: i can't even remeber
dr beatbox: i'm a little baked now!
Godlessreb: :-)
Godlessreb: i traveled a little today
dr beatbox: i hear that, bro.
Godlessreb: what did you do today?
dr beatbox: just trimmed the 'stache and flopped on the couch
dr beatbox: one of those days
Godlessreb: oh yeah
Godlessreb: i had one of those yesterday
Godlessreb: just watched the tube
dr beatbox: by the time judge judy came on i was already hittin' the bong :)
Godlessreb: cool
Godlessreb: damn man, ya been smoking a lot lately. I'm trying to cut back
dr beatbox: yeah, i was trying to also
dr beatbox: new year's resolutions and shit
Godlessreb: oh yeah
Godlessreb: and to lose some weight
dr beatbox: but that all backfired :)
Godlessreb: cas usual
Godlessreb: as
Godlessreb: but ya know
dr beatbox: i sure do.
Godlessreb: anyway...
Godlessreb: have i talked to ya since new years?
dr beatbox: i'm not sure
dr beatbox: maybe the other day
Godlessreb: i can't remember
Godlessreb: I've been out of it
dr beatbox: new year's was pretty wild though, wasn't it?
Godlessreb: oh yeah
Godlessreb: i can't remember much
dr beatbox: where did you go?
Godlessreb: i don't even member
Godlessreb: lol
Godlessreb: :-)
Godlessreb: where did you go
dr beatbox: haha!
Godlessreb: I ended up down the street from my house
dr beatbox: i hit that party at bill's
dr beatbox: but only for a second
Godlessreb: where did ya go after that?
dr beatbox: then i pretty much just wandered
Godlessreb: I thought about going to the bar
Godlessreb: but nah
dr beatbox: ran into this guy, nolan.
Godlessreb: I went to a friend of mine jon's huose. know jon?
dr beatbox: bitch tried to start a fight.
dr beatbox: short guy?
Godlessreb: yeah
dr beatbox: yeah, i've met him a couple times
Godlessreb: well, we got into it after i sold him a joint, and then I left
Godlessreb: went to a party and got drunk. don't remember much after that
dr beatbox: haha
dr beatbox: know how that goes
dr beatbox: i remember thinking that this guy jeff was actually dick clark
Godlessreb: oh yeah
dr beatbox: and i kept asking for his autograph and he kept punching me in the face
Godlessreb: i think i know him
dr beatbox: but i'm not sure if he actually punched me
Godlessreb: what the fuck
dr beatbox: yeah it was weird
Godlessreb: where was you at i was there.
dr beatbox: i was pretty wasted
dr beatbox: i dunno dude
Godlessreb: I wanna bet his ass. ripped me off the other day over some shit dealing with amy.
dr beatbox: i caught a ride with him
dr beatbox: yeah?
Godlessreb: yeah
Godlessreb: who knows
dr beatbox: wouldn't surprise me
Godlessreb: yeah
Godlessreb: what's danny boy been up to?
dr beatbox: fuck if i know
dr beatbox: probably sittin' on his ass like the rest of us :)
Godlessreb: i haven't seen him in a while
Godlessreb: lol
dr beatbox: yeah he's a weird guy
Godlessreb: for real
dr beatbox: always acting suspicious
Godlessreb: how's your woman?
dr beatbox: haha
dr beatbox: havin' a little trouble
Godlessreb: what?!?!
Godlessreb: :-)
dr beatbox: but nothing i can't handle
dr beatbox: we get into these fights sometimes
Godlessreb: wanna talk or are ya cool
dr beatbox: just for the sake of making up :)
Godlessreb: i know how that is.
dr beatbox: nah, its cool
Godlessreb: my chick and i are quits
dr beatbox: really?
Godlessreb: i've had enough of her bitching and using me for sex. that's al it was. she told me that too
dr beatbox: what happened?
Godlessreb: nothing more.
dr beatbox: oh man
dr beatbox: i think i'd be able to live with it : )
Godlessreb: yep
Godlessreb: well, we are still having sex
Godlessreb: lol
dr beatbox: heh
Godlessreb: just casual
Godlessreb: lol
Godlessreb: just as long as she doesn't pop up with a kid
dr beatbox: oh man
dr beatbox: that would be a bummer
Godlessreb: yeah
Godlessreb: would be a bitch
dr beatbox: we had a scare last month
dr beatbox: but it turned out she was just a couple days late
Godlessreb: same here
Godlessreb: i've been fuckiong someone else too
Godlessreb: been with jen a few times
Godlessreb: dont' tell anyone
dr beatbox: no shit?
Godlessreb: yep
dr beatbox: man, i don't blame you for that :)
Godlessreb: she is hot
dr beatbox: agreed.
Godlessreb: dude. hope her bf don't find out. i would have to pop his ass
dr beatbox: you could take that loser
Godlessreb: i would beat his ass down
dr beatbox: yeah!
Godlessreb: but ya know jen's tits are like huge and ass is so fine.
Godlessreb: had to hit it
dr beatbox: yeah she's got her shit together
dr beatbox: no doubt about it
Godlessreb: pretty smart too
Godlessreb: could be set for life
dr beatbox: just gotta get around that bastard boyfriend
Godlessreb: yep and i have found out how to do that
dr beatbox: you don't say?
Godlessreb: yep
dr beatbox: what's your plan, bro?
Godlessreb: dude goes to work at a certain time and she goes to "work
Godlessreb: "
Godlessreb: but comes over to my place
Godlessreb: it is great
dr beatbox: haha
dr beatbox: sounds good
Godlessreb: just does anything
Godlessreb: anyway...pretty wild shit
dr beatbox: what's the wildest thing she's done?
Godlessreb: well, she took a grape and dipped it in and made me eat them. one after another
Godlessreb: then she would eat them
Godlessreb: :-)
dr beatbox: damn
Godlessreb: what about you and your girl?
Godlessreb: what's the wildest thing you have ever done with your girl?
dr beatbox: my woman once did that with sausages :)
Godlessreb: nothing wilder
dr beatbox: damn straight
dr beatbox: sometimes we'll have one of my friends over and double team her
dr beatbox: she gets a kick out of that
Godlessreb: hey, dude. what do you think about heroin
Godlessreb: I'm thinking about selling that shit for extra doe
dr beatbox: i dunno man
dr beatbox: you can see serious jail time for that
Godlessreb: but if the cops find out...
Godlessreb: yep
dr beatbox: no one cares about weed and shit
Godlessreb: oh yeah
Godlessreb: i'ce dealt a little coc
Godlessreb: i've
Godlessreb: cociane
dr beatbox: i think you'd rather be a little short on cash and bangin' jen than risk bein banged by some other guy in jail
Godlessreb: oh yeah
Godlessreb: how much you think she is worht
Godlessreb: worth
Godlessreb: her family
Godlessreb: mil or 2
dr beatbox: easily
Godlessreb: damn straight
dr beatbox: she's got the whole package man
Godlessreb: I'm banging her up
dr beatbox: you just get in good with the family
Godlessreb: i am
dr beatbox: get the boyfriend outta the picture
dr beatbox: you're set.
Godlessreb: her dad took my to play golf the toher day
Godlessreb: and talked how he hated her bf
Godlessreb: so...
Godlessreb: I'm thinking :-)
dr beatbox: shit dude, you're in
Godlessreb: i might just getting killed too
Godlessreb: but jimmy
Godlessreb: lol
Godlessreb: what could that jerk do
dr beatbox: he'd probably hurt himself trying to kick your ass
dr beatbox: sprain an ankle or something
Godlessreb: the other day he smoked a joint and ran right into a pole
dr beatbox: haha
dr beatbox: he's always been a clumsy bastard
Godlessreb: ended up with a damn fracture
Godlessreb: yep
Godlessreb: he is hitting mrs. b though
Godlessreb: i think he i.
Godlessreb: mr. b will be a mad son of a bitch
dr beatbox: i remember this one time, he was taking a leak a the urinal next to mine and smashed his balls up against the
toilet
Godlessreb: lol
Godlessreb: dumbass
Godlessreb: how the hell did he manage that?
dr beatbox: fell on the ground and cried with his schlong hangin out
Godlessreb: stupid fucker
Godlessreb: lol
Godlessreb: :-)
dr beatbox: lemme tell you man, you shouldn't feel too threatened :)
Godlessreb: i'm not
dr beatbox: he's got an inch at best
dr beatbox: at BEST
Godlessreb: heck I'm much bigger too
dr beatbox: who isn't?
Godlessreb: yeah
Godlessreb: he has a small cock according to mrs. b
Godlessreb: i talked to her
Godlessreb: she tried to make a move on me
dr beatbox: jeez
dr beatbox: mr. b ain't gettin the job done
Godlessreb: nope
Godlessreb: viagra isn't doing its job
Godlessreb: lol
dr beatbox: hehe
dr beatbox: well, i'd be careful with mrs. b
dr beatbox: you don't want to get jen pissed at you
Godlessreb: that's why i don't touch it
dr beatbox: yeah
dr beatbox: she's not bad though
Godlessreb: hey dave wants tp chat with ya
dr beatbox: for a woman that age
Godlessreb: he just came over
dr beatbox: okay
Godlessreb: so wassup steve
dr beatbox: nothin dave
dr beatbox: can you believe what this character's getting himself into?
dr beatbox: before you know it he's gonna be in the sack with the whole family
Godlessreb: oh, i'm happy for him, finally gettin some
dr beatbox: haha
dr beatbox: he ever let you in on the action?
Godlessreb: oh hell ya, he let's me use Jen on the weekends sometimes
dr beatbox: damn
dr beatbox: i'd like to get in on that :)
Godlessreb: ya know Darleen, right?
dr beatbox: what's she look like?
Godlessreb: oh just ask him, he usually doesn't charge fpr friends
dr beatbox: haha
Godlessreb: oh she's about 5'8. blond hair, and she has the nicest ass i've ever seen
dr beatbox: oh yeah, i know her
Godlessreb: she knows it too, sje
dr beatbox: i'd like to know her better, if you catch my drift.
Godlessreb: always wears those tight skirts
dr beatbox: yeah, with no panties
Godlessreb: she knows how to blow me hard too
dr beatbox: damn.
dr beatbox: yeah right dave.
dr beatbox: the day you get it from her is the day i get it from mrs b.
Godlessreb: oh hell ya, less work for her to get naked
Godlessreb: no, he's gettin that
Godlessreb: i'm saving myself for mrs. b
Godlessreb: lol
dr beatbox: haha
dr beatbox: you think darleen would like me?
dr beatbox: let us take her 2 on 1?
Godlessreb: well, her main concern is the size of your package, you qualify?
dr beatbox: oh yeah, bro
dr beatbox: i think i set the standard
Godlessreb: for what, little boys
dr beatbox: nah, for horses
dr beatbox: for fucking clydesdales, man
Godlessreb: i heard ashley called you tictac
dr beatbox: ashley don't know shit
Godlessreb: j/k
dr beatbox: haha
dr beatbox: what kinda crazy shit does darleen do?
Godlessreb: yo, so how do you the chief
Godlessreb: know him
dr beatbox: yeah man
Godlessreb: i dont' talk to that nigga much
Godlessreb: so you still chillin in LA
dr beatbox: yeah
Godlessreb: i heard you got a place on the east side
dr beatbox: i'm back and forth a little
dr beatbox: yeah it's a pretty good setup
Godlessreb: my nigga, Jeff told me you was bangin hos left and right
dr beatbox: you guys should come over sometime
dr beatbox: nah, nah man..
dr beatbox: i keep it cool for my lady
Godlessreb: oh yeah, as soon as the chief's humvee gets out of the shop
Godlessreb: he's been talking bout a trip to Vegas
dr beatbox: well, let's say if i'm doin' anyone else, she's involved as well :)
Godlessreb: play some poker, bang some bitches you know
dr beatbox: vegas would kick ass
Godlessreb: yeah, man when was the last time you went
dr beatbox: jeez
Godlessreb: didn't you go to Vegas with the chief for his birthday last year
dr beatbox: last year
dr beatbox: yeah
Godlessreb: yeah, he was talking about you guys gettin drunk and doin some experimentin'
dr beatbox: that must've been someone else, yo
Godlessreb: with a pineapple or sonmethin
dr beatbox: hhaha
dr beatbox: i don't get down like that
Godlessreb: yo, that's just what the chief said, i don't know if it's true
dr beatbox: the chief's a crazy mofo
Godlessreb: yeah, dude right now, he went to bang some ho in the bathroom
dr beatbox: haha
dr beatbox: right in the shitter?
dr beatbox: he was never a very classy guy.
Godlessreb: she just walked in and said, "Chief, lemme suck that cock" and he left
Godlessreb: hey he likes to shit and suck at the same time
Godlessreb: tities that is
dr beatbox: man, chief's always been a sick fuck :)
Godlessreb: hey he's back you can ask him youself
Godlessreb: sup man
dr beatbox: yo chief
Godlessreb: wha ya been doin? have a nice covo with dave
dr beatbox: what's this shit about a pineapple?
dr beatbox: you makin shit up about me?
Godlessreb: what the fuck
Godlessreb: lol
dr beatbox: hahaha
Godlessreb: i thought ya went last year
dr beatbox: nah nah, i was there
Godlessreb: must have been big avery
Godlessreb: oh okay
Godlessreb: lol
dr beatbox: we gotta get to vegas again dude
Godlessreb: when man?
Godlessreb: name it
Godlessreb: the humvee is almost out
Godlessreb: when can go tomorrow
Godlessreb: lol
dr beatbox: aw yeah
dr beatbox: you hearin this about dave and darleen?
Godlessreb: come over
Godlessreb: lol
Godlessreb: darleen is a fucking piece of trash
dr beatbox: hahha dude
Godlessreb: she llikes the rectum
Godlessreb: wanna stick her tongue there with me one time
Godlessreb: i said hell no. her dave maybe doin things
Godlessreb: but dave is a wimp
Godlessreb: ya know. he just left
Godlessreb: i don't really know the dude really
dr beatbox: yeah man
dr beatbox: how about that jen though?
Godlessreb: what's his story?
dr beatbox: i'd love to give her a ride
Godlessreb: yeah i know
Godlessreb: I'm in love i thinki
Godlessreb: she is awesome in bed
dr beatbox: you and the rest of us, man
dr beatbox: you and the rest of us.
dr beatbox: i heard she's into some wild shit
Godlessreb: she is
Godlessreb: but hasn't released it yet
Godlessreb: darlen is here
Godlessreb: i wonder what the hell she wants
Godlessreb: knocking right now
Godlessreb: brb
Godlessreb: k
Godlessreb: she is here for a little bit
Godlessreb: wants to talk
dr beatbox: bet you're as happy as can be
Godlessreb: i am dude i am
Godlessreb: :-) brb
dr beatbox: put her on man
Godlessreb: she doesn't wanna talk she has her mouth full
Godlessreb: lol
Godlessreb: lol
Godlessreb: :-)
Godlessreb: oh gosh
Godlessreb: let me...
Godlessreb: brb
dr beatbox: i bet she does!
Godlessreb: she left
Godlessreb: wants to do shit with ice cream
Godlessreb: i love my life
dr beatbox: jen?
dr beatbox: or darleen?
Godlessreb: dalreen
Godlessreb: jen is gone out tonight
dr beatbox: think she'd be into me?
Godlessreb: maybe man
Godlessreb: she is pretty hot
Godlessreb: and is a sweet girl
dr beatbox: i'd love to team up on her
Godlessreb: no drugs or alcohol
dr beatbox: would she go for that?
Godlessreb: forher
Godlessreb: no
Godlessreb: selfish bitch
dr beatbox: hah
Godlessreb: she's back with a damn apple pie
Godlessreb: lol
Godlessreb: :-)
Godlessreb: brb
Godlessreb: okay
Godlessreb: she was doing shit with her pussy
Godlessreb: and the pie
Godlessreb: and then with my cock
dr beatbox: damn
Godlessreb: who knows
dr beatbox: does she swallow, dude?
dr beatbox: or does she have you pop her on the chest or what?
Godlessreb: swallow
dr beatbox: or the face?
dr beatbox: oh man
Godlessreb: i think she will dig ya
dr beatbox: is she flexible? :
Godlessreb: oh yeah
Godlessreb: well, dude I have some unfinished business to do
Godlessreb: I'll chat with ya later
dr beatbox: later bro
Godlessreb: later