“my daughter used to sell drugs, and now she sells cookies.”

“my daughter used to sell cookies, and now she’s out selling drugs while i’m stuck here selling her cookies.”

“my daughter used the money she got for girl scout cookies to buy all sorts of drugs.”

“my daughter sells cookies and drugs; would you like to buy [...]

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why don’t you love me anymore?

over there
right there
no, not there
behind that

christmas was great this year! i gave nothing and got so much in return!

you may not know this because i never invite you over, but we recently moved out of burbank.

friends
family
thanksgiving
turkey
the mayflower compact

thanksgiving’s a pretty tricky holiday. here are some things that have ruined the festivities for me in the past (well, last year… but whatever… i’m over it):

forgetting to defrost the turkey

no one made stuffing?

anything involving re-enactments

high jinks and shenanigans!

accidentally saying the word “indian” in front of your cherokee brother-in-law, ahote—“injun” is even worse

making [...]

a picture…

hey all,