hey singer/songwriters,

hey, that’s a really nice sweater! anyway, i’m just writing you guys with a really funny idea i had: maybe you should do an ironic cover version of a really ridiculous and profane rap song (possibly from the early/mid 90’s, but that’s your call) and sing it really earnestly. it would [...]

to make a little extra scratch, i’ve started working as a delivery driver for the thai place down the street. working two jobs is tough, but those hospital bills ain’t gonna pay themselves! last night i was delivering a couple bucketfuls of yellow curry to a house up in the hills, and who should open up the door but AEROSMITH, one of the biggest bands in the biz! lucky for the internet they agreed to do an interview, right on the spot!

bojangles, bo derek, bo jackson, bo BICE.