let’s pretend that reason we haven’t been posting much is because we’ve been working on splideo, a blog about crazy shit on google video. what’s up with you?

from now on, when a guy has a boner for george clooney, it shall be called a “clooner.”

dear diary,

a while ago, this hollywood bigshot named merv griffin came into my office with an idea for a tv show called “what’s the question?”. it was your typical quiz show, except the questions would be worded as answers and the answers as questions. make sense? anyway, at the time, i didn’t [...]

it seems like every time i begin to question whether or not i want to be a tv writer, the drew carey show is always right there to extinguish those blue flames of doubt.

bojangles, bo derek, bo jackson, bo BICE.

ok…but what about my votes for scott baio?

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all those old shows on nickelodeon! seriously, did you ever fucking watch pete and pete? that shit was AWESOME!

• the eagles will win by a field goal


• terrel owens will make a triumphant return from the injured list to play the best game of his life

okay, so i’ve never seen “oprah” before. never. ever. ever.

anyway, today I was watching “oprah” at work, and it’s really creepy, especially her entrance (you know what i’m talking about, our 30-70 year-old female target audience!).

oh, well. maybe it was just creepy because the sound was turned down and i was [...]